Kelly McKay's "IDIOT SIGHTINGS" (Free call and/or e-mail)

From fast food workers to crazy drivers to your spouse. If you see an idiot or experience an idiot in action, please e-mail Producer Hammer at jhammer@Z995.com or call (317) 218-2222. The best will be posted and/or recorded for play back on the Kelly McKay Afternoon Show:

IDIOT SIGHTINGS:

-My daughter and I went through a fast food take-out window and I
gave the clerk a $5 bill. Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her a
quarter. She said, "you gave me too much money." I said, "Yes I know,
but this way you can just give me a dollar bill back." She sighed and
went to get the manager who asked me to repeat my request. I did so,
and he handed me back the quarter, and said "We're sorry but they
could not do that kind of thing." The clerk then proceeded to give me
back$1 and 75 cents in change.

Mandy in Avon
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-My daughter went to a local taco restaurant and ordered a Taco Supreme. She asked
the person behind the counter for "minimal lettuce." He said he was
sorry, but they only had iceberg lettuce.

Kari in Indy
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-I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into
itself and for the sake of her life, couldn't understand why her
system would not turn on.

Ron in Indy
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-I think it is so cheesy when people drive a nice luxury car then they have a 'stinky tree' half in the plastic hanging from their rearview mirror. You can afford a $50,000 car you have 'scent' issues. Plus, take it out of the bag damn it. You paid .99 cents for the thing!

Stef in Indy
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-I worked at a local ice rink in the snack bar. We used to get all sorts of stupid questions from stupid people and we decided to write the best ones down on post-it notes to stick on the computer and laugh at when we were bored. Needless to say by the end of hockey season the computer was covered in post-it notes. My favorite, however, was from a teenage girl at a hockey tournament. The girl walks up to us wearing jeans, a T-SHIRT, scarf and hat that I'm sure served no purpose other than to be "fashionable". She asks us, "is there any way you can turn up the heat in here?". We said no, and she replied, "Well I want you to tell your manager that it is way too cold in here. It's never been this cold before."  She then proceeded to order a large frozen cherry coke. 

Jennifer
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My mom and I were driving in the car and it was getting dark outside.  We were going down a street where we see this 12-year-old kid wearing all black, riding on his bike, and going the wrong way.  As we got closer to him, he stood up while riding and decided to take a look at his front wheel.  He then started to ride into the middle of the road, looking at his front wheel while we were beeping at him to get out of the way, until he finally noticed he was in the middle of the road and got back on the sidewalk.  After we drove past him, I looked back, and I saw him in the middle of the road again. 

-Hillary in Indy
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-so i'm riding on the bus when the train gates start to go down.
so this idiot in front of us guns it and flies through the tracks,
barely making it. I have never had such a jolt in my life.

Steven in Indy
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Remember, if you see or experience an idiot, call (317) 218-2222 and leave a message or send an e-mail to Producer Hammer at jhammer@z995.com.