Welp!  This one’ll never work.  My head barely fit in it, and the air hose is a sticker.
This reviewer DOES NOT recommend going to space in this one…unless you stay inside the whole time.  If you’re going to go to space soon, get a different one, and use this one as a candy dish or emergency toilet.
Mmmm…. space candy!  The taste is out of this world.
Mmmm…. space toilet!  Fits perfectly around Uranus.

If this counts as a blog, please tweet me at @willpfaffy – say something like, “You weren’t even trying, space dweeb!”  Do it.  This is an experiment.

PRODUCER WILL