How To Land A Husband Mad Men Style

Someone unearthed an article from a 1958 issue of McCall’s magazine titled “129 Ways to Get a Husband”, and it. is. fantastic.

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Some of the highlights include:

1.  “Get a job demonstrating fishing tackle in a sporting goods store.”
2.  “Get lost at a football game.”
3.  “Don’t take a job at a company run mostly by women.”
4.  “Learn to paint, [then] set up an easel outside an engineering school.”
5.  “Read the obituaries to find eligible widowers.”
6.  “Wear a Band-Aid.  People always ask what happened.”
7.  “Stand in a corner and cry softly.  Chances are good that he’ll come over to find out what’s wrong.”
8.  “Get a sunburn.”

From personal experience, number 8 seems questionable at best, but I have to say numbers 5 and 7 seem like a couple of solid options. Go get ’em, ladies!

Jenn