It’s nice to know I’m not the only one who accidentally married a geriatric.

Priyanka Chopra recently did an interview while promoting her memoir Unfinished, and shared that she refers to Nick Jonas as “Old Many Jonas.” Her reasoning is hard to argue with: she says he “smokes cigars, plays golf, he’s very refined. The most millennial thing I’ve ever seen him do is drink a Coors Light and watch a football game.”

Sounds like his next move may be a condo in Florida.

— Jenn