KIDZ BOP has gone to some weird places when it comes to censoring and redoing popular (and dirty) songs. But they may have outdone themselves with their take on LIL NAS X’s “Montero (Call Me By Your Name)”.
Lil Nas shared a screenshot of some of the Kidz Bop lyrics . . . without a caption because he was probably laughing too hard to think one up.
For example, in the real song, there’s a line that goes, “I wanna sell what you’re buying . . . I wanna feel on yo’ [a**] in Hawaii . . . I want that jet lag from [effing] and flying . . . Shoot a child in your mouth while I’m riding.”
Now here’s the 10-year-old version: “I wanna sell what you’re buyin’ . . . I wanna lie on the beach in Hawaii . . . I want that jet lag from livin’ and flyin’ . . . Put a smile on your face whilst we’re dining.”
Someone clearly worked extra hard to make sure the kids could have their Lil Nas X.
— Jenn
