Sam Smith was on the Kelly Clarkson Show yesterday and shared that Ed Sheeran had gifted him a 6-foot-2 marble penis.

If this sounds familiar, it’s because it’s not the first time Sheeran’s’s done it. Smith says Elton John was the first to be on the receiving end of this thoughtful gift and Ed’s now notorious for “giving people concrete penises.”

Elton has his hidden away at his house, but Sam wants to turn his into a water fountain “which I think will be hard to do.” They’re probably not wrong about that given it weighs two tons, but what else is a statue like this made for?

— Jenn