These are unbearable, they make me cough and choke, but I just can’t stop eating them.  Now I know what it’s like to smoke cigarettes.  I go into the gas station every morning, spend $4, and get bag of my Jalapeno Cheddar Spicy Chex Mix Cigs.  I wanna stop.  I know they’re bad for me.  I need a Jalapeno patch.  I need some Spicy Chex Mix gum.  Either way, now I empathize with people addicted to nicotine.  I’m stressed out just thinking about this.  I need to go have one Chex sprinkled in Jalapeno Cheddar dust.  Just ONE!  I’ll start quitting after that.

Producer Will