Forbes put out its list of the 100 Most Powerful Women in the World, and Rihanna ranked higher than Beyoncé. I honestly don’t know what to do with my hands right now.

It was pretty close though – Rihanna’s sitting at #69 and Beyoncé’s at #72.

Angela Merkel (she’s running Germany) tops the list, and Kamala Harris was #3. Other names we all know include:

7.  Nancy Pelosi
20.  Oprah Winfrey
46.  Queen Elizabeth the Second
82.  Taylor Swift
92.  Reese Witherspoon

I just want you to know that if I ever make this list, I have every intention of abusing my power.

— Jenn