SALMA HAYEK has a pet owl named Kering. She’s a rescue, and sometimes she greets Salma’s guests in interesting ways. Like the time HARRY STYLES came over and desperately wanted Kering to land on his head because he’d seen her on Salma’s head.

Finally she did land on Harry’s head . . . and proceeded to cough up a ball of rat hair on it.

But Harry took it in stride. Salma told the story on Ellen yesterday and said, “He was okay, he was [kind of] cool. He didn’t scream . . . He was super cool even with that happening. He’s the best. He’s the best!”

Not that I think I’ll ever be invited to Salma Hayek’s house, but if I am, I’m wearing a hat.

— Jenn