…you know, like in old-timey underwear… If you had that butt flap, would you use it to poop OR would you still feel more comfortable pulling your pants all the way down to poop? See, I never use the wiener-hole in my underwear to pee, I just pull the elastic down to assure plenty of…… MORE
Don’t Be Rude To Restaurant Workers
30 People Who Shouldn’t Be Allowed To Eat In Restaurants… MORE
The Song Olivia Rodrigo Wishes She Wrote
OLIVIA RODRIGO came in hot with Drivers License, but MTV asked her which existing song she wishes she would have written and she landed on Praying by KESHA. Olivia said, “That song is so powerful, I absolutely cannot listen to it without having a little frog in my throat and tearing up. It’s fantastic.” (Here’s that clip from the interview.) Kesha heard about…… MORE
Elastic Waisted Jeans…
…would be badass. A nice wide soft waistband too. Still jeans though – that look and act like jeans – just with a soft stretchier waist. Why hasn’t this happened? … MORE
Can Leftover Pasta Get You Sick?
Yes. Yes it can.… MORE
Disney Has A Real Working Lightsaber!?
Do you or your kid have a toy lightsaber? … MORE
Do You Know These Celebrities’ Last Names?
Here’s a quiz that’s a lot harder than you think it’ll be: Do you know the last names of these celebrities? 1. Beyoncé: Knowles-Carter. Her full name is Beyoncé Giselle Knowles-Carter. 2. Lizzo: Jefferson. Her full name is Melissa Viviane Jefferson. 3. Lil Nas X: Hill. His full name is Montero Lamar Hill. 4. Bruno Mars: Hernandez. His full name is Peter Gene…… MORE
Why Isn’t There…
…a fuggin’ Mosquito Vaccine. How many of you would get that shiz immediately? Right? Imma go eat a citronella candle. … MORE
Crazy Random Facts!
1. The first Nintendo game ever developed in Africa was “Donald Duck: Goin’ Quackers” for Nintendo 64. It was created in Morocco. 2. There are only three animals that have sex for pleasure and not just to reproduce: Humans, bonobos, and dolphins. 3. There was an episode of “Scrubs” in 2002 where Zach Braff and…… MORE
Need Some Good News?
1. Muslims in Spain haven’t been able to hold indoor services for Ramadan because of the virus. So a Catholic church in Barcelona is letting them use its open-air courtyard. 2. A nasty wreck on a bridge in Ocean City, Maryland sent eight people to the hospital on Sunday. And a two-year-old in a car…… MORE
