Relations Moves…

…are hard to make up.  All of them have been done before and are pretty much perfectly named.  What if you just rubbed butts together?  Could call it, um…  “Freaky Cheeky,”  “Tushy Pushy,”  “Buns-In Burner,”  “Trunk Dunkin,”  “Givin’ Two Sits,”  “Push It Real Glute,”  “Fast-Assin’”  – any winners here?MORE

HBO Max’s Cheaper Version Will Be $10. . .With Ads

HBO finally figured out that most of us are poor and can’t afford $14.99 for yet another streaming service so they’re giving us a cheaper option. The cheaper version will debut in June and will be $9.99 a month instead of $14.99, and as expected, it’ll have ads. They’re not adding commercials to HBO shows like Game of…MORE

You Gotta Add…

…Mac Sauce and Bacon to your next McDonald’s sandwich.  Thank me later.MORE

I Keep Confusing…

…the phrases, “Booty Call” and “Butt Dial” – My phone accidentally called my boss, and when I finally heard him calling my name, I said, “This was just a booty call.”  Needless to say, we made love, and then I was fired immediately.  Just kidding.  I wasn’t fired.  Immediately.  I probably will be now.MORE