I Would Like…

…an adult sized dress shirt that buttoned in the crotch like a baby onesie to help keep it tucked in while I’m drunk dancing at formal events.MORE

The Oscars: Now with Longer Speeches!

Out of everyone I know, I can name 3 people who watch the Oscars on purpose. And I’m pretty sure this plan’s not going to make any of the rest of us join them. The producers of the Oscars think longer acceptance speeches will get more people to watch the show. In recent years, winners…MORE

Is It Weird That…

…we’d throw away a bag of marshmallows if they were all super hard, unless they were in Lucky Charms.  MORE