Category Archives: Blogs
Your Parent Texted WHAT by Mistake?
You were just minding your business, having a normal Tuesday... ...and then your mom accidentally texted you: "Did you get the rash cream or should I ask Pastor Dan?"
Homepage – 99.5 ZPL FM Sep 08, 2025
What’s the Pettiest Reason You Broke Up With Someone?
They were kind, attractive, and your mom liked them... But their laugh sounded like a goose honking into a kazoo and you just couldn't un-hear it.
Homepage – 99.5 ZPL FM Sep 04, 2025
Is It Trashy or Trendy? The Debate That Will Ruin Friendships
From Crocs with socks to neon press-on nails - let's settle the ultimate question: are you making a statement... or just making people stare?
Homepage – 99.5 ZPL FM Sep 01, 2025
The Hot Dog Is Technically a Taco and We’re Not Okay
A chaotic friend sent us a meme that said hot dogs qualify as tacos-and now we're spiraling into a food identity crisis.
Homepage – 99.5 ZPL FM Aug 28, 2025
Walmart at Midnight: A Love Story
It's quiet. It's weird. It smells like off-brand cologne and microwaved taquitos. And it's where real love begins.
Homepage – 99.5 ZPL FM Aug 25, 2025
“Emotional Support Water Bottle” – The Unsung Hero of Summer
We used to mock people carrying giant water jugs. Now we are those people. This is your ode to the oversized emotional support bottle that's basically your summer plus-one.
Homepage – 99.5 ZPL FM Aug 21, 2025
Do You Suffer From Hanxiety?
Your anxious feelings on Sunday might not just be work related...
Blogs – 99.5 ZPL FM Aug 15, 2025
You Don’t Play Pickleball for Fitness. You Play for the Fit.
The real competition is for best-dressed.
Blogs – 99.5 ZPL FM Aug 14, 2025
Like Being Married? Don’t Say This.
Avoid these phrases to have a happier relationship.
Blogs – 99.5 ZPL FM Aug 11, 2025
Write It On Your Hand!
Your Memory Will Thank You
Nikki’s Blog – 99.5 ZPL FM Aug 07, 2025