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Category Archives: Jenn’s Blog
Cream & Sugar
If you take your coffee black, congratulations on being more of a man than we can handle. Someone hit a new level of boredom and conducted a survey on coffee preferences in all 50 states. 42 states (including Indiana) like it with cream and sugar, 5 like it black, 2 prefer it iced, and Vermont…… MORE
Introducing the Dew Garita
This has been a hell of a week on the booze front, and it’s only Wednesday. We got the Franzia backpack Monday, Taco Bell wine yesterday, and today we have the Dew Garita. The hell is a Dew Garita? It’s a margarita made with Mountain Dew, and it’s coming to. . .Red Lobster. I know,…… MORE
DIY Oktoberfest
The ‘rona may be taking away concerts and our will to live, but it’ll never take our lederhosen. Sam Adams and Auntie Anne’s have teamed up to give us Oktoberfest At Home Kits that, once you get far enough into the beer, are basically as good as the real thing. Each kit comes with a…… MORE
Football Scented Candles Are Here
Football scented candles have arrived. Why? Because this is 2020 and there are no rules anymore. They’re made by a company that’s owned by Anheuser Busch called Babe Wine, and they come in three scents: artificial turf field, nachos, and jockstrap (whose idea was this???) You can pay $29 per candle or a 3 pack…… MORE
Drinking at Work? You’re Not Alone.
A survey found 34% of Americans have had an adult beverage or two during work hours. The state most likely to take down the boozeahol while at work is Alaska which I want to say tracks what with it being cold and dark there all the time. The rest of the top ten looks like…… MORE
Lunch Breaks Aren’t Actually for Lunch
I haven’t used my lunch break to eat lunch in actual years and I’m finding great solace in knowing I’m not alone. A survey found only 1 in 5 people actually eat lunch on their lunch break; the rest of us have things to do. What things? So glad you asked. 1. Walk somewhere or…… MORE
Get Paid to Deactivate Your Facebook Account
If you, unlike me, haven’t just talked about deactivating your Facebook account but have actually done it, get ready to be mad. Facebook is going to start paying people to deactivate their Facebook and Instagram accounts for one to six weeks leading up to the election in November. They’re offering between $10 and $20 a…… MORE
Win a Candy Factory!
David Klein is the founder of Jelly Belly jellybeans, and he’s getting ready to retire by giving away one of his candy factories Willy Wonka style. Here’s how the contest works: He’s gone to all 50 states and hidden a special necklace in each state. For $50 at TheGoldTicket.com, you can get a ticket to a…… MORE
Want to watch Mulan for free? Wait until December.
Disney is sending live action Mulan to Disney+ tomorrow, and charging us all an extra $30 for the privilege of watching it. If you’re not into that racket, though, just wait until December 4th. That’s when your Disney+ subscription will get you it for free. Granted you’re having to wait 3 months, but that works…… MORE
