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Diet Cokey, Me Lovey!

Diet Cokey, Me Lovey!

          Man, I love this toxic garbage.  Seriously, I know it can be bad for you in the quantities in which I consume it, but I think I’m being held together both physically and emotionally by this aspartame rocket fuel at this point.  Here’s how bad it is:  I saw an…MORE

Help! My Old Mario Kart Wii Disc!

Help! My Old Mario Kart Wii Disc!

          I know, I know, I know.  Wii is old.  Mario Kart on Wii is old.  BUT!  That’s how I like to play it, damnit!  Everyone has that one game on that one system that they love to play that way.  Mario Kart Wii is that thing for me.  And now,…MORE

Into RC Cars Now, I Guess?

Into RC Cars Now, I Guess?

          You never know what your kids are going to end up loving!  Sports, Arts, Academic Bowls, Cooking, Video Games, but I never saw this coming exactly.  My son, Lincoln, loves RC Racing Cars.  I’m an arts and soccer guy myself, so becoming an RC car dad is way out of…MORE

Scandalous Sexy Frog Alert

Scandalous Sexy Frog Alert

We are still doing the morning show from home every morning. My little studio is in our basement guest bedroom. Every few days this frog comes to the window and says hello to me and does a scandalous naked dance outside my window. He’s quite good. I hadn’t seen him in about a week so…MORE

Mask Farmer’s Tan!

Mask Farmer’s Tan!

          This is the horrifying face of a man who has religiously been wearing his mask everywhere all summer.  Yes, that’s a mask farmer’s tan on my money maker.  I look like tan mom drank a gallon white paint.  So, if I can look like this, so can you.  Wear your…MORE

Pumpkin Spice Hard Seltzer

Pumpkin Spice Hard Seltzer

Vive is getting ready to hit us with pumpkin spice hard seltzer. I promise I am not making this up. They’re starting in Kentucky, Ohio, and Tennessee next month so you’re going to have to road trip it to bring it into your life, but my guess is by October it’ll be nationwide. I honestly…MORE

Hair Thingies Are Hard!

Hair Thingies Are Hard!

          Oh man!  I gotta get better at these little girl hair thingies.  This is my daughter, Maren, after old fat fingers daddy tried to put in pigtails with those tiny little rubber bandies that somehow mommy flings on with seamless easy.  You have to have the slender dexterity of an…MORE