Category Archives: Blogs

Mask Farmer’s Tan!

Mask Farmer’s Tan!

          This is the horrifying face of a man who has religiously been wearing his mask everywhere all summer.  Yes, that’s a mask farmer’s tan on my money maker.  I look like tan mom drank a gallon white paint.  So, if I can look like this, so can you.  Wear your…MORE

Pumpkin Spice Hard Seltzer

Pumpkin Spice Hard Seltzer

Vive is getting ready to hit us with pumpkin spice hard seltzer. I promise I am not making this up. They’re starting in Kentucky, Ohio, and Tennessee next month so you’re going to have to road trip it to bring it into your life, but my guess is by October it’ll be nationwide. I honestly…MORE

Hair Thingies Are Hard!

Hair Thingies Are Hard!

          Oh man!  I gotta get better at these little girl hair thingies.  This is my daughter, Maren, after old fat fingers daddy tried to put in pigtails with those tiny little rubber bandies that somehow mommy flings on with seamless easy.  You have to have the slender dexterity of an…MORE

Snap It Out Of Existence, You Little Thanos!

Snap It Out Of Existence, You Little Thanos!

          The following blog uses 3 profanities, but this is the Internet. The big bad guy in the Marvel Movies is a real asshole named Thanos.  Spoiler alert:  he eventually collects all these things called “Infinity Stones” that allow him to snap his fingers and take out half of all living…MORE

The World’s First Socially Distanced Arena Show

The World’s First Socially Distanced Arena Show

The world’s first socially distanced arena show is a wrap. It went down in England Tuesday with indie musician Sam Fender at The Virgin Money Unity Arena in Newcastle. The arena used to be a horse track and now has a bunch of “pods” several feet apart so you’re away from other groups. It’s definitely…MORE