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What The Duck?

What The Duck?

          My wife, Adrienne, and I ordered some new N95 masks from Amazon.  Well, we thought they were N95s.  They’re Asian N95s called KN95s.  We got the bag of them, and there is no brand or company name on them, and all they say across the front is “Not For Medical…MORE

Aquanet! Sorta.

Aquanet! Sorta.

          I grew up with 3 older sisters who were all teenagers in the 80s.  Our house basically smelled like Madonna “Like A Virgin” Perfume and Aquanet Hair Spray ALL OF THE TIME.  I made a joke about still using Aquanet in a previous blog that you probably didn’t read, but…MORE

Puff, Puff, Give…

Puff, Puff, Give…

          Puffs are the angry baby neutralizer!  My daughter, Maren, just started eating real food not too long.  She’s 10 months old, walks, babbles, screams, eats, and poops!  But, like all of us, the screaming can be neutralized by EATING.  And there’s nothing better than these baby puffs!  We just stick…MORE

1 Towel, How Many Days?

1 Towel, How Many Days?

            Yo!  How many days do you go using the same towel?  I pretty much use mine until it turns into a stiff canvas.  You could hang my used towels on the wall like a mural.  You can see the art my body’s been making for the last several months. …MORE

Do You Use A Stick In Your Back Door?

Do You Use A Stick In Your Back Door?

          Are you one of those people who like the stick in your back door?  I am.  It feels better to me when it’s there.  I get it though, there are some people who think it’ll hurt their glass or do some other kind of damage. The back-door stick must be…MORE

The Netflix Goat?

The Netflix Goat?

You know that Netflix “ta-dum” sound that plays when the Netflix “N” comes on the screen? It was thisclose to being a a goat’s bleat. A Netflix exec says, quote, “I liked the sound of a goat. It was funny, I thought it was quirky, and it was our version of Leo The Lion. And so…MORE