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Testing 3rd Party Space Helmets For NASA

Testing 3rd Party Space Helmets For NASA

          Welp!  This one’ll never work.  My head barely fit in it, and the air hose is a sticker. This reviewer DOES NOT recommend going to space in this one…unless you stay inside the whole time.  If you’re going to go to space soon, get a different one, and use this…MORE

The Top 10 Things We Settle For

The Top 10 Things We Settle For

As I tell Boogs 98,572,348 times a day, you don’t get everything you want. And now I have math to back me up. A survey found over 80% of us settle for things, and the list is a little bleak. 1. Salary. 2. Job. 3. The house we live in. 4. Car. 5. Friends. 6.…MORE

Toy Snow Shovel = Fast Cleaning

Toy Snow Shovel = Fast Cleaning

          My son, Lincoln, got this toy snow shovel for a gift one time.  It kind of just sits in the corner with other tall awkward toys – like a set of play brooms and mops and dust pans.  EXACTLY, right?  What kid plays at chore-stuff like mopping and SHOVELING SNOW? …MORE

Lazy Origami For Idiots

Lazy Origami For Idiots

          They say the ancient Asian art of origami (paper folding) can be a therapeutic medium through which one can not only express themselves, but also relieve stress.  Indeed, I’ve found this to be true.  Especially in these unprecedented times.  This is a peanut M&M crane.  I created this piece by…MORE

Money’s Effin’ Nasty

Money’s Effin’ Nasty

          This is an actual dollar I just gave my son, Lincoln, for completing a scavenger hunt.  As he was playing with it, I noticed that grimey-ass stain under the green numbers.  Rich people say they wipe their ass with cash, and I always thought that was just some kind of…MORE

Producer Will Would Eat This Soap

Producer Will Would Eat This Soap

I love sweet oats.  This pretty much makes me a horse in every way except where it counts.  But, this soap, smells like dessert.  If it had raisins in it, you could just squirt it out into dollops on a cookie sheet and bake it at 350.  I bet you couldn’t tell the difference between…MORE

Unbearable, But Can’t Stop!

Unbearable, But Can’t Stop!

                        These are unbearable, they make me cough and choke, but I just can’t stop eating them.  Now I know what it’s like to smoke cigarettes.  I go into the gas station every morning, spend $4, and get bag of my Jalapeno Cheddar Spicy…MORE