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Lazy Origami For Idiots

Lazy Origami For Idiots

Posted on August 3, 2020

          They say the ancient Asian art of origami (paper folding) can be a therapeutic medium through which one can not only express themselves, but also relieve stress.  Indeed, I’ve found this to be true.  Especially in these unprecedented times.  This is a peanut M&M crane.  I created this piece by…… MORE

Money’s Effin’ Nasty

Money’s Effin’ Nasty

Posted on August 3, 2020

          This is an actual dollar I just gave my son, Lincoln, for completing a scavenger hunt.  As he was playing with it, I noticed that grimey-ass stain under the green numbers.  Rich people say they wipe their ass with cash, and I always thought that was just some kind of…… MORE

Producer Will Would Eat This Soap

Producer Will Would Eat This Soap

Posted on August 2, 2020

I love sweet oats.  This pretty much makes me a horse in every way except where it counts.  But, this soap, smells like dessert.  If it had raisins in it, you could just squirt it out into dollops on a cookie sheet and bake it at 350.  I bet you couldn’t tell the difference between…… MORE

Unbearable, But Can’t Stop!

Unbearable, But Can’t Stop!

Posted on August 1, 2020

                        These are unbearable, they make me cough and choke, but I just can’t stop eating them.  Now I know what it’s like to smoke cigarettes.  I go into the gas station every morning, spend $4, and get bag of my Jalapeno Cheddar Spicy…… MORE

When Is Will Going To Hit Puberty?

When Is Will Going To Hit Puberty?

Posted on July 31, 2020

                        I’ve never been able grow a full big cool beard, and I’ve still got these hairless patches on my face.  Anyone have any beard growing advice?  Do I have low T?  Do you think I will hit puberty soon?  Do you think me…… MORE

Blend Store Bought Salsa

Blend Store Bought Salsa

Posted on July 31, 2020

I always prefer the smooth thin texture of restaurant salsa, but when you buy salsa at the store it’s always really chunky.  I figured it out though.  Just dump that salsa in your blender on the sauce setting and blend it to perfect restaurant quality consistency.  Hell yeah, you’ll thank me. Producer Will… MORE

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