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Disney Farts, French Prisoners and Ben Franklin the Drunk

Disney Farts, French Prisoners and Ben Franklin the Drunk

1.  Prisoners in France do not wear uniforms, and are instead able to buy “normal clothes.”  The uniforms were abolished there in 1983.  If they can’t afford to buy their own, they can request free clothing, which is provided for by charities. 2.  Ben Franklin once published a book called “The Drinker’s Dictionary” with 200 different terms to describe…MORE

Orphaned Kittens, Donated Hair, and a Huge Umbrella

Orphaned Kittens, Donated Hair, and a Huge Umbrella

1.  An animal shelter in England recently found someone to adopt a Labrador retriever named Bertie.  And now Bertie has paid it forward by taking care of seven orphaned kittens until they could go up for adoption.  Now all seven of them have forever homes. 2.  A 17-year-old in Alabama named Kieran Moise recently joined the Air…MORE

Tik Tok Toni

Tik Tok Toni

Temperature – this chick is trying to figure out temperature and I thought I understood temperature but now I’m not so sure. https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMdmBk9Un/ On vacation – this mom explains vacation perfectly https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMdmr3Jen/ Mind ya business pumping gas https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMdu2hWSt/ This guy has a great response to anyone who lost something https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMd9XADs5/ PSA from Kevin bacon https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMd9VfmE8/MORE

Hoosiers Want to Know These Five Things About Sunblock

Hoosiers Want to Know These Five Things About Sunblock

Last month, Google Trends put out a list of the top five questions people had about sunburn cures. Now they did the same thing for SUNBLOCK. Here are the top five questions we’ve been Googling about sunscreen this summer . . .   1. How long does it last? If you’re talking shelf life, three…MORE

A Lost Dog, a Lost Ring, and 400 Pairs of Lost Shoes

A Lost Dog, a Lost Ring, and 400 Pairs of Lost Shoes

1.  A woman in Pennsylvania went on an animal shelter website looking for a dog to adopt . . . and ended up finding HER OWN dog that went missing two years ago.  He’s a pit bill-Rottweiler mix named Kovu, and he went NUTS as soon as he saw her. 2.  A 75-year-old woman in Kansas recently lost…MORE

Tik Tok Toni

Tik Tok Toni

Pasta – this ALWAYS happens to me! https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMd5DMPd6/ Billboards – do the Christian billboards bother you? https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMd5WrAaP/ Parenting tip for older kids – this one works! https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMdfXev9u/ Crime drama – do you love watching true crime? You’ll get this. https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMd5AXMJA/ What’s stopping you – you won’t expect this. https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMda1tPNL/MORE

Kevin Federline Has Spoken!

Kevin Federline Has Spoken!

Through all this BRITNEY SPEARS B.S., we haven’t heard from the one voice that REALLY matters. Until now.   KEVIN FEDERLINE . . . yes, the MIGHTY K-FED . . . has finally spoken. And he wants whatever’s best for Britney.   His lawyer issued a statement saying, quote, “It doesn’t matter how positive of…MORE

Tik Tok Toni

Tik Tok Toni

Weird death fact https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMd236Jrm/ Funeral story https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMdDamt9T/ Gardening https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMdB76hCF/  Muppets https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMdBh5x6B/ Life changing habits https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMdMVhus2/MORE

Beards, Weird Deaths, and Tipping

Beards, Weird Deaths, and Tipping

1.  Only five U.S. presidents have had beards, and all five were Republican:  Abraham Lincoln, Ulysses S. Grant, Rutherford B. Hayes, James Garfield, and Benjamin Harrison. 2.  A song called “Ready ‘n’ Steady” by an artist named D.A. made the Billboard “Bubbling Under the Hot 100” chart for three weeks in June of 1979, meaning it was just on the verge of being a…MORE

A Hero Bartender, a Church Fire, and a Drive-Thru Singer

A Hero Bartender, a Church Fire, and a Drive-Thru Singer

1.  Some creep in Florida was harassing two women at a bar last week.  So their bartender pretended to pass one of them a receipt.  But it was really a note telling her to flip her ponytail to her other shoulder if she needed help.  Now people online are calling him a hero after a photo of…MORE