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Aprons, Missing Arms, and The Pledge of Allegiance

Aprons, Missing Arms, and The Pledge of Allegiance

Here are some random facts for you . . . 1.  In four of the five movies nominated for Best Adapted Screenplay at the 2011 Oscars, a character lost an arm:  “127 Hours”, “Toy Story 3”, “True Grit”, and “Winter’s Bone”.  The fifth movie was “The Social Network”, where no one lost an arm . . . and it won…MORE

A $1,000 Beer, an Injured Bird, and a Giant Puddle

A $1,000 Beer, an Injured Bird, and a Giant Puddle

1.  A bar that just reopened in England auctioned off the first beer they’ve poured in over a year . . . and raised over $1,000 for charity. 2.  A woman in Maryland found an injured pigeon, and the closest shelter that would take it was in Georgia.  So she organized a relay where she and five other…MORE

Tik Tok Toni This Week

Tik Tok Toni This Week

Assumptions – this is one of the stitches so someone asks a question and someone else answers it – this is about assumptions https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMeGF8Ugx/ Questions for dates – if you’re dating, this guy has some good advice https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMeGN4AQm/ Cats – this guy creates ads for things and this is his later ad https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMeGNbJ32/ Walmart lingerie…MORE

The Top Snack Foods That Taste Better When Paired Together

The Top Snack Foods That Taste Better When Paired Together

A lot of snack foods are fine on their own. But can you name one that’s a whole lot better when paired with ANOTHER snack? Someone asked people to name the top snacks that are better as a team than they are on their own. And get ready to hear the word “chocolate” a lot.…MORE

Tik Tok Toni

Tik Tok Toni

Relationship advice – this guy has some relationship advice for us https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMeqh6MwP/ Bullying – this woman is probably in her twenties and is upset with her high school classmates https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMeqU9o2g/ Drunk lady anxiety – this lady is telling us about her things that make her anxious https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMeb1TUM5/ Excited for sundresses – this guy is excited…MORE

Here’s The GOOD News

Here’s The GOOD News

Good News: A Generous Student, a Roller-Skating Dad, and a Son’s Promise to His Mom 1.  A high school senior in Missouri saved up more than $1,000 to help pay his own way through college next year.  Then he got a $43,000 scholarship.  So now he’s using his savings to help pay another kid’s tuition. 2. …MORE

Random Facts for Today

Random Facts for Today

Five Random Facts for Tuesday 1.  If you pay $3 for a coffee, that’s a 2,900% price markup on what it would cost you to make it at home . . . 10 cents. 2.  The moon isn’t shaped like a sphere . . . it’s shaped more like a lemon. 3.  According to J.K. Rowling,…MORE

Five Random Facts From The Smiley Morning Show

Five Random Facts From The Smiley Morning Show

1. If you pay $3 for a coffee, that’s a 2,900% price markup on what it would cost you to make it at home . . . 10 cents.   2. The moon isn’t shaped like a sphere . . . it’s shaped more like a lemon.   3. According to J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter…MORE

Hugging Grandma Again…

Hugging Grandma Again…

…could be dangerous.  I’d give my grandma such a big hug after not getting to do it for a year that I might snap her bones into dust.  Just be careful that you don’t hug-murder your grandma – especially after she survived Covid.  MORE

If You Had That Butt Flap…

If You Had That Butt Flap…

…you know, like in old-timey underwear… If you had that butt flap, would you use it to poop OR would you still feel more comfortable pulling your pants all the way down to poop?  See, I never use the wiener-hole in my underwear to pee, I just pull the elastic down to assure plenty of…MORE